People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"
I wasn’t gonna reblog it but then the tiny grass was dreaming
I dunno how you top that
"Fuck the duck until exploded."
I’ve never laughed so hard.
"tiny grass is dreaming"
"What was she before she became bonkers?" - Robin
"A clinical psychiatrist." - Batman
”..figures.” - Robin (Harlequinade)
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.
If you ever see teenagers just being really, obviously teenaged, or hear them talk and think ‘god I’m so intensely aware of your age bracket right now’ and think ‘glad I was never like that’, wait 5-10 years and then read your diary. I guarantee, you were the most teenaged teenager too ever teen.
somebody please tell me how a twilight porn fanfiction ended up as a best seller and got a movie adaptation
(Scroll down to the yellow highlighted post)
"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever